The Even Shorter Version
Buy the book, enjoy the book, don't photocopy the book. If you get punched abroad, that's on you, not us. We said it was a field guide, not a force field.
Acceptance of Terms
By accessing GringoBible.com or purchasing The Gringo Bible, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, may we suggest a Lonely Planet guide instead.
The Product
The Gringo Bible is a humor and entertainment book containing slang, cultural commentary, and travel-related content for Latin America. It is intended for adult audiences (18+) and contains explicit language, sexual references, and content that may offend.
The content is presented for entertainment and educational purposes. While we strive for accuracy, slang varies by region, evolves over time, and context matters enormously. Use at your own risk and discretion.
Disclaimer of Liability
We are not responsible for:
- Awkward situations resulting from the use (or misuse) of any slang in this book
- International incidents, bar fights, or romantic failures
- Drinks thrown in your face
- Being laughed at, laughed out of, or escorted from any establishment
- Mispronunciations and their consequences
- Any physical, emotional, or existential damage arising from your travels
Seriously though — use common sense. Read the room. When in doubt, smile and say "por favor."
Intellectual Property
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Buying the book gives you the right to read it, lend it to friends, and quote it at parties. It does not give you the right to scan it, reprint it, or sell it as your own.
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Refund Policy
Due to the nature of print-on-demand books, we generally do not offer refunds. However, if your book arrives damaged or defective, contact us at hola@gringobible.com within 14 days of delivery and we'll send a replacement.
Age Requirement
You must be 18 years or older to purchase The Gringo Bible. By completing a purchase, you confirm that you are at least 18 years of age. This book contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors.
Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, United States.
Changes to Terms
We may update these terms from time to time. Changes will be posted here with an updated date.
Contact
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